I’m just not the hugest fan of having my birthday suit be the first image that comes up whenever a future employer Googles me.Įven though I did trim the night before, I managed to resist the peer pressure in a way that would have made Mr. However, that would have been funny-like the SNL skit where Patrick Swayze competed to be a Chippendale against Chris Farley. Ray’s Hamburger and Hot Dog are exemplary, as is his Windsurfer. And it’s quite a nice penis, to be honest. Millions have viewed his penis already, in films such as Monster Dicks for Young Chicks and There Will Be Cum 3. “C’mon, mate, let’s see it!” Morley demands as the chanting intensifies. And, let me tell you, the idea of auditioning naked and the reality are two distinctly different entities-especially after you discover that your audition will be witnessed by an audience of strangers with cameras. It's a little Kilroy Was Here g-string with googly eyes I received as a gag gift once. I came prepared with a penis costume I fully intended to remove if the vibe felt right. And this show makes a mockery of that, as it should.” “The penis is the most beautiful part of the anatomy,” says show co-founder Simon Morley.
Like any of these Horrible Things That Could Happen to Your Penis.)
Puppetry of the penius skin#
They include the Hamburger (twisting your entire package so that the balls are the buns to your shaft), the Hot Dog (which, believe it or not, is a different move), the Baby Bird (much more challenging for the circumcised), and the Windsurfer (in which the scrotal skin is so bizarrely overextended, the performer is propelled forward on a skateboard while blown by the blades of a giant fan). But I already tried a few “dick tricks” at home last night, having viewed them online after making sure my wife wasn’t around.Īnd all I’m comfortable reporting is that they are extremely painful to even attempt incorrectly. I had no idea, but I need a job, so.”Ĭo-founder Simon Morley offered us a quick refresher course before the auditions, which the audience also got to watch. “And they told me they wanted me to audition. “I showed up today answering an ad to be an usher,” Sean says. The first was for science presenter at the Lied Discovery Children’s Museum, where whipping out your penis would probably have been frowned upon. He unpacked at his apartment and this is his second job interview today. They include Sean, who just moved to Las Vegas from Arizona this very morning. I’m gathered with eight other men who are under the impression that they will be paid $1,500 a week if chosen. Australia) in 1998, the show features two male performers publicly subjecting their privates to balloon-animal contortions. Play icon The triangle icon that indicates to play
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